Artifical hooves

I'm begining to think the reason I'm getting sick may be that I walk around barefoot all the time

But Max, we walked around barefoot all the time before and never got sick then

Yes, but think of all the people who have passed out on the floor, and that one time the guy threw up in the hall. Also remember that your walking into a public mens restroom

Touche

This debate was epitomized by a conversation I had with a kid named justin whom I semi-know. A friend of his got Scabies from the floor in his dorm. SCABIES. I haven't heard of anyone getting that sence the gold rush era.

I'm wearing my sandals at all times from now on.