Max's Bistro

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Max’s Bistro
“Max’s, Just Eat Damnit”

Max’s Bistro is an alternative food services provided by a local student (Max). For a minor cost you can have fresh homemade foods.

How it works:

The available meals will be posted along with the price the day before they’re served. Payments should be delivered to a Max’s Bistro representative (Max again) at your local Max’s Bistro franchise (Max’s Room, #396) and will not be accepted later then 5 p.m. the day they’re served. The meals should be available by 7 p.m. that day.

Prices and participation may vary see store for details Max’s Bistro not responsible for anyone shot, stabbed, raped, poisoned, or converted to Mormonism while interacting with Max’s Bistro; all contacts subject to change without reason, some assembly required some restrictions may apply, batteries not included.