Epic Spoiler

This is the single greatest spoiler I have ever seen. The text has been colorized to match the background, and must be highlighted to be read.

HARRY IS A HORCRUX
TOM RIDDLE'S DIARY, MARVOLO GAUNT'S RING, SALAZAR SLYTHERIN'S LOCKET, HELGA HUFFLEPUFF'S CUP, ROWENA RAVENCLAW'S DIADEM, AND NAGINI ARE THE OTHERS
DUMBLEDORE WANTED THE DEATHLY HALLOWS
BURBAGE DIES
HEDWIG DIES
MAD-EYE DIES
SCRIMGEOUR DIES
WORMTAIL DIES
DOBBY DIES
SNAPE DIES
BELLATRIX DIES
FRED WEASLEY DIES
HARRY GETS FUCKED UP BY VOLDEMORT, COMES BACK TO LIFE, AND THEN KILLS VOLDEMORT
TONKS, LUPIN, AND COLIN CREEVY DIE
RON MARRIES HERMIONE, THEIR CHILDREN ARE NAMED HUGO AND ROSE
HARRY MARRIES GINNY, THEIR CHILDREN ARE NAMED JAMES, LILY, AND ALBUS SEVERUS
DRACO MALFOY HAS A SON NAMED SCORPIUS
DUBMBLEDORE DIDN'T WANT TO BE A PUSSY AND DIE FROM A CURSED RING, SO HE HAD SNAPE KILL HIM
L DIES
SPIKE DIES
NEO DIES
TRINITY DIES
AERIS DIES
JACK SPARROW DIES
OBI-WAN DIES
QUI-GON DIES
YODA DIES
PADME DIES
BOROMIR DIES
GANDALF DIES
DUMBLEDORE DIES
EVERYONE IN EVANGELION TURNS INTO ORANGE JUICE
BAMBI'S MOM DIES
EVERY MAJOR CHARACTER IN FFT DIES
GOKU DIES
GOKU DIES AGAIN
GOKU DIES FUCKING AGAIN
GOKU DIES, THIS TIME FOR REAL, AND THEN DIES AGAIN
PICCOLO DIES
KRILLIN DIES
TIEN DIES
YAMCHA DIES
CHAOZU DIES
VEGETA DIES
CRONO DIES
TELLAH DIES
MARIKO DIES
DARTH VADER IS LUKE SKYWALKER'S FATHER
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
BRUCE WILLIS IS DEAD
PRINCESS LEIA IS LUKE'S SISTER
WINSTON GETS REPROGRAMMED
THEY FIND NEMO
THEY ALL WENT TO THE SAME DAYCARE
ROSEBUD IS HIS SLED
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME
WANDER DIES AND IS REBORN FUSED WITH THE DORMIN
GRETCHEN DIES
DONNIE GOES BACK IN TIME SO HE CAN GET KILLED BY THE FALLING PLANE ENGINE
MACMURPHY GETS LOBOTMIZED AND IS KILLED BY CHIEF
ALEX IS "CURED"
THE PLANET OF THE APES IS EARTH IN THE FUTURE
TYLER DURDEN AND EDWARD NORTON'S CHARACTER ARE THE SAME PERSON
JAY GATSBY DIES
MERCUTIO DIES
ROMEO DIES
JULIET DIES
CEASAR DIES
HAMLET DIES
TONY ALMEIDA DIES
DECKARD IS A REPLICANT
THE BOY SHOOTS OL' YELLER
JESUS DIES