For the records
I'm going to blank, or a least mostly blank my facebook accounts quotes list. I do this mostly in the spirit of change, and I want to preserve the quotes that were already there. Feel free to read them for your own amusement.
"The male body is a democracy. The Brain gets one vote, and each of the balls gets one vote. I'm not preverted, I just keep getting out voted."
-Max Willson
"The Universe is God's Calvinball"
-Max Willson
Jesus, the one black jewish guy all conservatives love
-Max Willson
Nothing happened, and it was Awsome
-Max Willson / Shlomo Abrams
Chronomancy, because why do today, what you already did tomorrow
-Max Willson
Mx-Co, The post apocalyptic future, Today!
-Max Willson
I'm forced to love Mx-Co! -Another satisfied Mx-Co customer
-Brendon Faithfull.
You wouldn't hit a man with glasses woul you?
No, I'd use my fist
-Stephen "Shlomo" Abrams
"I wonder how many vampire hunters I can kill before it offends Jesus personally"
-"Uncle Charlie" the malkavian
"It's just as true today as when I started. When in doubt, set something on fire."
-Belkar, Rich Burlew, Giant in the Playground.
"Rectum, Damn near killed im! ... And that's the story of how I became a Paladin"
-Rich Burlew, Order of the stick.
"Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorraging."
-Johnny the Homocidal Maniac, Johanen Vasques
"and this is why you should not drink when you post. or be stupid. or in shiney's cause do both while your mother is a whore."
-Viper Daimao
"He's not a real person. He's dead on the inside, like prostitutes."
-Tiffany Forsythe
"Son, let me tell you the key to holding on to a woman, You must build from a foundation of trust and understanding, if that dosn't work tell you have have a tumor. Either way the key word is growth."
-The Critic
"Some People Play Tennis. I Erode The Human Soul"
-Tycho Brahe
"The Body isn't willing, but the mind has no choice!"
-Fillerbunny, Johanen Vasquez
"We live in a democracy where we have to channel our hatred into approved republican candidates."
-Steven Colbert
"The male body is a democracy. The Brain gets one vote, and each of the balls gets one vote. I'm not preverted, I just keep getting out voted."
-Max Willson
"The Universe is God's Calvinball"
-Max Willson
Jesus, the one black jewish guy all conservatives love
-Max Willson
Nothing happened, and it was Awsome
-Max Willson / Shlomo Abrams
Chronomancy, because why do today, what you already did tomorrow
-Max Willson
Mx-Co, The post apocalyptic future, Today!
-Max Willson
I'm forced to love Mx-Co! -Another satisfied Mx-Co customer
-Brendon Faithfull.
You wouldn't hit a man with glasses woul you?
No, I'd use my fist
-Stephen "Shlomo" Abrams
"I wonder how many vampire hunters I can kill before it offends Jesus personally"
-"Uncle Charlie" the malkavian
"It's just as true today as when I started. When in doubt, set something on fire."
-Belkar, Rich Burlew, Giant in the Playground.
"Rectum, Damn near killed im! ... And that's the story of how I became a Paladin"
-Rich Burlew, Order of the stick.
"Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorraging."
-Johnny the Homocidal Maniac, Johanen Vasques
"and this is why you should not drink when you post. or be stupid. or in shiney's cause do both while your mother is a whore."
-Viper Daimao
"He's not a real person. He's dead on the inside, like prostitutes."
-Tiffany Forsythe
"Son, let me tell you the key to holding on to a woman, You must build from a foundation of trust and understanding, if that dosn't work tell you have have a tumor. Either way the key word is growth."
-The Critic
"Some People Play Tennis. I Erode The Human Soul"
-Tycho Brahe
"The Body isn't willing, but the mind has no choice!"
-Fillerbunny, Johanen Vasquez
"We live in a democracy where we have to channel our hatred into approved republican candidates."
-Steven Colbert
posted by Max at 3:04 PM
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