Audiolog Entry 30. December 9th, close to midnight.
I speak to you tonight about Mountain Dew MDX. I bought it on a whim because it's extreme mountain dew. So, judging by the extremeness of regular mountain dew assumed MDX was either radioactive or... certainly at least poisonous.
I was not wrong.
I opened the bottle I took one sip. One. Not even a gulp it was a sip. I immediately regretted it. Back of my throat started to tingle, my nose started to bleed, and I got a slight headache. Now I'm not saying that is should be illegal. I'm just saying that under normal conditions exposure to a substance like this would give you super powers. Or kill you. Or half kill and give you superpowers resulting in you becoming a super villain. It's a long story, but I'm saying that this is not a normal... mortal soda.
End Log.
I was not wrong.
I opened the bottle I took one sip. One. Not even a gulp it was a sip. I immediately regretted it. Back of my throat started to tingle, my nose started to bleed, and I got a slight headache. Now I'm not saying that is should be illegal. I'm just saying that under normal conditions exposure to a substance like this would give you super powers. Or kill you. Or half kill and give you superpowers resulting in you becoming a super villain. It's a long story, but I'm saying that this is not a normal... mortal soda.
End Log.
posted by Max at 7:03 AM
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