It warms my weary soul

Origionally posted by Brian Clevinger 05/30/2006

TRANSCRIPT OF EARTH CONVERSATION WITH EARTH OPTICAL SPECIALIST>>>>>

"Okay, Mr. Clevinger. You'll just have to wear these while at the computer."

"You can't force your bodyware on me, man. Mine is the last free thinking mind of Earth!"

"Be that as it may, these glasses will help you see the screen clearer."

"Your only wish is to shackle my beauty! To see it wither and die behind a prison of lightweight plastics and two tiny port holes!"

"Mr. Clevinger, I'd like to emphasize that you don't actually need these glasses, they'll only help your eyes to work less throughout the day."

"My face isn't your slave, doctor! I have rights. I have dignity!"

"It's completely voluntary."

"You'll never own me!"

"I'm going to go back into my office now, Mr. Clevinger. Please leave before I call the authorities."

"Aww, but I really like how this pair looks on me."