The Game

I just lost.

However, because you read that, you are now playing the game. The game is very simple. Every time you think about the game you lose, and are required to express that in some way, usually verbally. The game then restarts 30 secodns later, meaning that there's a 30 second window for everyone who heard that you lost in which they don't lose from being reminded of the game by your loss.

The goal of the game is to propagate the game. Nobody ever wins the game, and nobody ever leaves the game. It's much like hotel California, or Vegas, or any conversation about fight club.

I just lost again.

And now I'm out of innanity points, so I have to go be productive for the rest of today.