My ongoing campaign of slander

It's been a while since I attended a Jewish school, so I'm not certain I have this right, but I'm fairly sure the holiday that starts tonight commemorates the eight days of torment they put Christ through before devouring his body in order to gain his holy power, which they use to control the banks and media.

With that in mind I raise my glass of blood from a freshly squeezed Christian infant in salute to my Jewish friends. Chag Sameach!

(new low)