Critic (NSFW)

I'm just wondering if I'm the only one who finds that no matter what they're doing some part of themselves is standing back, arms folded, judging you. Considering how I've been most of today I thought I was doing pretty good as I buzzed off a mild sense of achievement as I unpacked the various upgrades to my bed, my techno music at the fine balance point between blaring and background known as "bumping" and my vanilla candle competed with my jasmine incense in a contest in which really everyone wins.

I took that in and some part of me didn't even have to think before it responded.

Fag