Quotes Dump

It's that time again. Here's what the last batch had.

"Is it just me or is crawling across the couch way better then standing?"
-One of the many Jamess

"It's like a living room, with screaming"
-Uknown from C.S.P.C. boards

"Oh they're going to have to glue you back together... IN HELL!!"
-Meet the Demo-man

"Frag them all and let the server sort them out."
-A different James

"When God gives you Lemons you FIND A NEW GOD!!"
-Powerthirst 2

"Blackwater meets Suicide Girls, that's where the real amoral money is"
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"If God had wanted you to live he would not have created ME"
-The Soldier, TF2

"Because You Can't Drink a Car Battery"
-Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator

"That's the kind of ambivalence I could see getting behind."
-Kevin

"Sing along if you know the words, They're in Ancient Egyptian!"
-The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets

"The world's a mess, and I just... need to rule it."
-Dr. Horrible

"He's got ten seconds of impunity and a grenade launcher, he could change the world!"
-Max Willson

"That's not waking up that's coming to"
-Kevin Wilson

"Governor Palin, Senator Biden, neither of you really answered that last question..."
-Gwen Eiffel

"You know you've made it big when people burn you in effigy"
-Adam Wahlen

"Nobody is going to judge you, because nobody cares"
-Futurama