Lazy Ghosts

One thing is bugging me. How come nobody is haunting anything new? Every cursed or haunted item is something ancient. Where are the stories about the guy who has to keep his PSP muted because the only sound it plays is the wailing of the damned. Or that girl who tries to return her cellphone because whenever she uses the camera feature she gets a picture of the person she tried to take a picture of undergoing some horrible calamity, and then it always come true. And where is the guy who has the video iPod that only plays scenes of it's owners death? Whoever's in charge of this stuff needs to get the hell to work.