Bitch

I just finished the archive of a webcomic I started reading a while go. I was running over there forum and saw a contest posted. It's a clever contest, and I had a few ideas percolating when I got to the end of the post and saw:

THIS CONTEST BEGINS TODAY, SUNDAY, THE 13th of MAY!
THIS CONTEST ENDS IN TWO WEEKS, SATURDAY, THE 26TH OF MAY!