Saturday, October 06, 2007

Quote Dump

I'm dumping my Facebook quote list again. I question sometimes why I feel the need to preserve these, but blogger is free and I never promised my blog would be well thought out.

"And watch as special guest Garrison Keeler wrestles his own soothing voice in a steel cage"

"She had what we now call Alzheimer's and what we then called 'God's Will'"
-Sarah Vow

"D.M. Digression, your character dies and goes to hell"
-Max Willson

"The only way to combat global warming is to elect Hillary Clinton, because that is one cold bitch."
-Dana Carvey

"You can't sue me because the official position of Savage love Industries is that you shouldn't put anything in your vagina Ever."
-Dan Savage

"A warning to sensitive listeners he's going to be describing the legislative process of the United States of America"
-Ira Glass

"You can't stop insane people from doing insane things by passing insane laws. That's Insane."
-Penn Jilette

"Gay nerds love holofoil cock"
-Max Willson

"Nobody puts casual gaming in the corner!" speaking about the Dirty Dancing Game

"The Dirty Dancing game is just DOA Xtreme meets DDR"

"Hugging Hannelore Heralds Heavy Hyperventilation! It's a simple mnemonic, Use it!"

"I find it helps if you pretend the pigs are Nazis"
-Shin Chan

"You have no idea how much I despise you. Coming here was your first mistake, and it will also be Your LAST!!!"
-Max Willson (talking to a roach)

"Adult Swim Video, where free time comes to die"

"I argue with myself a lot. I know it sounds bad, but the make up sex is amazing"
-Max Willson


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