Brain Poison

I'm begining to think that TV might be poisoning my brain. It's a weird kind of poison. Certain situations and phrases have become tied to scenes that play in my head every time they come up.

Every time someone says something is fine a line from Southpark plays in my head reminding me that it'll be "Fine just fine."

Every time the word douche bag comes up there's a proc chance that the "look at that douche bag" scene from metalocalypse will

Thats not even the worst part of this poisoning. It's contagious. I acquired one from Kevin a while ago, and now periodically while driving Hank Venture's voice will remind me that "I'm Driving! I'm a Driver!"

It's maddening.