It's a good thing

I just checked the physics webpage for my physics test results.

70? Hmm. That doesn't sound good. It's a C, and just barely.
But wait, you forget that this class is on a curve, and that last time the highest grade was 76.
Toche. Do they show distributions?

A few clicks later

MT2_121B
117 scores
average: 56.1

Your score of 70 is greater than or equal to 80.3% of all scores.

Mwuhahhaahhaha. Awesome.

Later on today.

I walked into math tutorials this morning and was handed 2 packets of paper.

Lets see here old homework and... OH DAMN! Zero? How the hell did I get a... Oh wait. Right, that's a 10. The 1 is just kind a merged with the circle around the score. Much better.

I then turned to look up at the portable black board to see the test spread.

Ok. Average score 61.7 High score 81.
And what did we get
81.
Oh well we really should've studied more, I think we could've done.. Wait what?
81
Hah! Hahahahahha

*Cough cough*

Freakin Karma

Did it occur to anyone else that even laughing in my internal monologue caused me to cough? It would make a lot more sense if I had been actually laughing.

Oh damn. I think we've caught that cold Conrad got from someone further down the hall.
Is it now our duty to go infect someone on floor 4?
No we can just pass it on to Katie.
Right

*Cough!*

So. We beat out 8/10s of our physics peers and all of our math ones, but we got a cold
Right
Totally worth it.
Agreed
I'd just like to take this moment to point out that you started coughing right after basking in your own achievement, and quote whoever first said "Pride Goethe before a fall."
Bah! Stop ruining my basking
You must admit he has a point
Will you people just shut up and let me enjoy this? I 've just beat my arch nemesis.
Math?
Yes math. Or as I fashion him, The Dark Lord Kalkulose.
Max you have way too much free time on your hands
or are just crazy
or both
lets go with both
agreed.