Status Report

Captain on the bridge.

Scheduling officer, Status Report!

Incoming enemy tests sir. we expect first contact at 8:30 on tuesday.
Are we prepared?
Battle stations are fully prepped and ready sir.
Excellent, at ease.

Finance officer. Status Report.
Well sir, as you know we've been consuming a lot of our personal budget. It's just that we've expended our food budget, and the backup food money we got.
Didn't we buy a large stock of food recently
Well yes. But we only bought tuna and tuna helper. We're losing a fortune on butter, milk, and cola.
Damn. do we have food for the future.
Yes. We may have to spend nearly all of the allowence money we got, but we will be able to buy food for the rest of the week.
We really should've exploited the safeway trip more
Agreed sir.
What about after this week ensign.
We've got another quarterly food budget coming up. It's back to premium too so we should be fine.
What about the week of spring break?
Well we've got... Ohhh hell.
*Force Choke*
Subconciouss entintiy #22573, you're promoted to finanical officer.

So umm... Could one of the mature responsible adults who read this thing please give me some money for food/expenses during spring break. For what it counts it'll still be a lot less then if I was going to actually do anything over the break. Please?