The Clock

I’ve got a new phrase concept I’m using. It revolves around the theory that there’s a countdown, I started it at around 30 days as an arbitrary sufficiently large number, and every time someone commits some act of idiocy, something they would be batted for, it takes off a few minutes on that clock. When that clock reaches 0 I finally break and go on the killing spree which I so desperately deserve. I started this system yesterday.

29 days, 23 hours, 47 minutes Remain.

You were warned.