Friday, June 09, 2006

It's official

I'm now officially an Idiot.

Let me explain.

I was pacing around my room looking at thing, mentally deviding them into four catagories:

Pack it
Ship it
Use it/dispose of it
Conrad's

It was then that I took note of my bottle of Listerine. It's a big bottle, and 3/4 full. So logically I decided to use it so that as little as possible would be wasted. Let me repeat that.

I was walking around my room, the room which is the maximum possible distance from the mens bathroom, and I saw a bottle of Listerine, and immidiately took a swig of it.

It's official.

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