The End of Days

Between now and August 16th more countries that aren't involved will have peace talks about the Israel Lebanon conflict. They'll accomplish nothing. The fighting will level off, with Hezbollah launching rockets and escaping, Israel dropping bombs from range, and a lot of ground troops getting very little done. The fighting will appear to be ending when, on August 17th, Israel makes an almost unopossed strike into southern Lebanon. Then, around 6 a.m. Israeli time August 18th, Hezbollah fighters will reveal their covert assault. They've been gradually moving, over a period of days, into an area south of Haifa. They'll launch an unsuspected rocket attack from that point, IDF forces will immediately mobilize and at 7 a.m. Israeli time The two sides will begin fighting for control of the high ground, which will be Har Meggido. A great and terrible rift will split the mountain apart and from the fiery brimstone that lies beneath it the Fallen shall rise, The King of Lies at their helm. At that point the Right Hand of God will descend and let loose a blast from his angelic trumpet, then Gabriel will charge alongside Jesus Christ and the final apocalyptic battle between good and evil will unfold.

Now most of that comes directly from the book, but people will wonder how the times so precisely. Well I refer you back the one unifying principle in all of my recent doomsday theories. In Israel at 7 a.m. it will be just hitting midnight on the east coast of the U.S.A. And as the clock strikes midnight loyal fans who have been waiting so long will go into the sacred chamber and behold that which must no be beholden. For man was never meant to know what would occur if there ever were

SNAKES ON A PLANE!!!