Chronomas

Before I go to bed tonight to wake up offensively early for my job I have to say happy holidays.

Today is Chronomas, a day where we roll back the clock one hour to celebrate humanity's triumph over Chronos, Master of all Time. We rose up as one and smote this benevolent caretaker of the universe, shaking the very essence of time out of its' foundation and starting a chain reaction that is responsible for all of the universes vast multitude of problems. For this atrocity we gained one extra hour of time, and to this day we refuse to admit that it was a mistake.

Happy Chronomas!