The awesome power of the mind

I've amassed an impressive collection of candles now. This is due in part to the fact that every time I wander over to Walgreens I seem to come back with a new scent, but is due primarily to a recent gift from my mom (Thanks Mom.) Looking over all of them raises one interesting concern.

I have two french vanillas, two pomegranate, two cherry, a cookie, four pumpkin pie, one almond creme, and a honey dew. I'm worried that if I ever light all of them at the same time I may go into psychosomatic diabaetic shock. It would be troubling, but if I survived it would make a great subject for a potential thesis.