A Series of Unfortunate Events

So I've signed up at spherion, they called me in yesterday to go get a job placement.

I was sick yesterday. We arranged for me to go in today at 10.

I woke up at 9:30 today my head literallly completely blocked with a thick noxious goo. I've rescheduled for tomorrow at 10.

Every time I begin to get close to something somehow a wrench gets thrown into my vast macine.