Devious

I'm full of clever evil. Why do I say that? I find that during the course of any given day on at least one occasion I think of something I could do which would be really funny, but incredibly mean/offensive. I think this is the basic definition of deviant. I essentially never do any of these things, but I feel some of them are worth recording.

A bible study group flyer by the Lander elevator reads:

Brownies
Cookies
Jesus

The urge to add the phrase "Two out of three ain't bad" to that is overpowering.

There was a demonstration a while ago where dozens of pink and blue flags were placed in the grass near the HUB. After they were all placed a sign reading something along the lines of "20% of our generation has been aborted" was placed.
I had a sharpie on me at the time, and it would be a lot funnier if the sign read "20% of our generation has been aborted, suckers."

They've posted a dangers of alcohol thing on one of the boards in the hallway. It includes a Blood alcohol level chart for drinks/time. I'm really tempted to go circle one of the higher numbers and write in the phrase "High Score!"

Once again, I'm going to do any of these things, but you must admit they would be funny.